Big Update From GN'R

Guns N' Roses have posted this "update" on their MySpace page:

(Guns N' Roses tech) Dan Druff's bike was stolen in front of club Tee Gee in Atwater Village Sat Jan 19 at around 12:30am. It is a 1950 custom Triumph, chrome frame, all custom parts. Any info regarding this please email Dan at druff69@hotmail.com
REWARD IF FOUND, thanks for your help...

Obviously, this was not the "update" fans were waiting on their head and shoulders for, but we should all be conditioned by now not to expect much from these flakes. I, for one, won't be combing the streets looking for this guy's bike.