GN'R Not Touring. Maybe.

So, a few days ago Guns N' Roses guitarist Richard Fortus - don’t get excited that’s not Slash’s real name - announced the band would be embarking on a two year trek throughout the world.

Now it seems he was misquoted and would like to make that clear.

There’s no tour or maybe there’s a tour which won’t last two years.

I imagine this is how information was funneled during World War II. I heard Hank died. Nah--he’s just got trench foot.

According to Rolling Stone, Fernando Lebeis also denied saying the band’s new video is being held up thanks to ongoing litigation with Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich even though he said just as much hours before hand.

Is it really any surprise false information is leaking out of the GN'R camp and then being denied? Axl Rose is a master of both self-deception and deceiving the public. Most of the time he doesn’t even know what the hell’s going on let alone his hired guns, I mean bandmates.

Nietzsche was right.

GN'R Not Touring. Maybe.