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Duff McKagan’s LOADED Looking For T-Shirt Designers!
Duff's band has invited their fans to design the new Loaded T-shirt. You can submit your artwork to loadedrocker@yahoo.com

Relax: Axl Rose Promises His Terrible Band Will Never Reform
Heckler Spray makes some easy jokes at Axl Rose's expense in this slightly funny article. Here's a short excerpt.

The singer, epileptic dancer and all-round ginger bellhead made the promise in an interview with Spinner.com, during which he got in a right tizzy about former bandmate and professional labradoodle impersonator, Slash:

"He either should not have been in Guns to begin with or should have left after Lies. In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters, the better."

Boom! In your face (after parting your curly ladyhair)! Axl don’t just hate you but your bitchass fans, too, who must be crazy for buying your albums, like the ones when you were with ... that band ... some years ago ... oh, shit.

Vh1's "Sober House" Seven Addicts Return To The Real World As They Depart
Steven Adler faces another intervention after going through two relapses and an arrest since his arrival to the house. Will he be able to finally make a full recovery in time to leave Sober House?

Watch the housemates' final farewell in the season finale of Celebrity Rehab Presents Sober House airing Thursday, March 12 at 10PM and see how they will adjust to the real world.

Van Halen, Rush, Velvet Revolver members raise funds for deputy sheriff
When Axl Rose called Slash a Cancer, maybe what he really meant to say was that Slash was a Cancer ... fund-raiser. The guitarist and his band donated an autographed guitar which auctioned for $1,779. The money raised is going to aid an LA deputy sheriff stricken with leukemia.