South Texas Rock Fest vs. Rocklahoma

The south TEXAS ROCK FEST looks like a lot of fun.

It's going to be held in San Antonio on July 11-13. The lineup reads like a list of names you'd see on the 1987 Headbanger's Ball:

Queensryche, Y&T, Skid Row, Pretty Boy Floyd, Tesla, Dokken, LA Guns, Faster Pussy Cat, Helix, Ozz Knozz, The Godz, Firehouse, Jackyl, Jokester, Bang Tango, Mad Margritt, House of Lords, Zero Hour, Stephen Pearcy of Ratt, Bullet Boys, Axe

The organizers are promising that more bands will be added soon.

I'm telling you - if you want to see some tits - then this is the festival for you. It's gonna be a blast. Bang Tango? Come on, how cool is that?

It's the same weekend as Rocklahoma, so you can't go to both. They feature pretty much the same lineups, so let me break it down for you.

south TEXAS ROCK FEST - Skid Row
Rocklahoma - Sebastian Bach

advantage: Rocklahoma

south TEXAS ROCK FEST - 3 days
Rocklahoma - 4 days

advantage: Rocklahoma (I think)

south TEXAS ROCK FEST - Headliner: Queensryche
Rocklahoma - Headliner: Bret Micheals

advantage: south TEXAS

south TEXAS ROCK FEST - Stephen Pearcy of Ratt
Rocklahoma - Cinderella

advantage: south TEXAS

south TEXAS ROCK FEST - Dokken
Rocklahoma - Lynch Mob

advantage: Rocklahoma

south TEXAS ROCK FEST - Y&T
Rocklahoma - XYZ

advantage: south TEXAS

south TEXAS ROCK FEST - Bang Tango, Bullet Boys, Jackyl, Helix
Rocklahoma - Triumph, Extreme, Lita Ford, Night Ranger

advantage: Rocklahoma

south TEXAS ROCK FEST - Average July Temp: 95 Degrees
Rocklahoma - Average July Temp: 82 Degrees

advantage: Rocklahoma

VERDICT: Rocklahoma, but just barely. I still think that Texas has more attractive women.

Thoughts?

south TEXAS ROCK FEST