Friday, April 29, 2011 says "Chinese Democracy, to put it plainly, sucks"

It took over 14 years for ­Chinese Democracy, the much-anticipated Guns N' Roses album, to be publicly ­released. There were a lot of things for singer Axl Rose to take care of as the sole original member of the band, but he took a mighty long time to make one measly album. Was it worth the wait? It's overdramatic, it's overly ambitious, and over one hour long, but excess of this sort is expected from the band that caused riots and controversy while other '80s era “rock” bands teased their hair and ­applied their makeup.

Chinese Democracy was released in 2008 and in my opinion, was a horrendous album, which really let down my high hopes for new GN'R. I wrote this review quite a while ago for my journalism class and I thought it turned out pretty well, so I figured I'd share it.

GN'R's first album, Appetite for Destruction is considered one of the greatest of its time. Raw aggression pounds out in every note. Their 1991 releases, Use Your Illusion I and II include several sweet love songs like “Don't Cry” and “November Rain” that show musical maturity. Nevertheless, GN'R was still the meanest rock band in the country.

Chinese Democracy, to put it plainly, sucks. It sounds like Rose couldn't make up his mind about what kind of record he wanted to make, so he threw together a colorful array of genres. “Shackler's Revenge” is pure heavy metal, a head-banger's anthem. And the next track, “Better,” is pop, with several corny melodies. When the album takes a sharp turn from pop to Broadway-rock in “This I Love,” there's only one logical conclusion for listeners: “I guess Axl really is bipolar.”

They say a singer will find only one guitarist he has perfect musical chemistry with in his lifetime. Slash, the original GN'R lead guitarist, was Axl's musical soul mate. He put as much expression into his licks as Rose did in his trademark vocal flourishes – which, on a side note, are missing from this album.

In the old GN'R, every solo fit the mood of the song, emotion poured out of every bend and pull-off. Izzy Stradlin, the original rhythm guitarist, dueled harmoniously with his awesome riffs and progressions. Most of the solos on this new album don't have Slash and Stradlin's passion, partly because Rose couldn't even manage to keep a consistent lineup during the recording.

Granted, “Sorry” has an extremely fitting guitar solo. It also has relevant lyrics that relate to the less-than-flattering image of Rose the media has created. However, once the song kicks into the chorus, it takes a turn for the worse. Rose's voice sounds jaded, and the bizarre use of vibrato makes him come across like a bitter old man.

Tracks four through six are basically the same, with a lot of piano and Rose singing like Justin Timberlake trying to be rock n' roll. However, “I.R.S.” shows that Rose still has the ability to write butt-kicking rock tunes. The song is reminiscent of Appetite for Destruction, complete with gritty instrumentals and a flawless display of Axl's vocal range. But no one should suffer through the endless drone that is the rest of the album.

How Chinese Democracy ended up such a failure is a mystery when it had so much potential. But maybe it's too early to put GN'R in the ground. I guess we'll see in another 14 years.

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